10 Signs You May be in a Bad Marriage

Written by Auntie Matter

Tuesday, 14 April 2015

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Have I Made a Mistake?

1. He beats you up.

2. He doesn't beat you up. If he really loved you he would beat you up like your first husband... whom you should never have left but had to... because he beat you up.

3. You are not Jane enough to his Tarzan.

4. He is not Tarzan enough to your Jane.

5. He only married you for your money.

6. She only married you for your money.

7. He lusts after other women.

8. She lusts after other men.

9. She realises "at long last" she should have listened to her mother.

10. You realise "at long last" you should have listened to her mother.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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