Highly evolved Germans analyze human sex

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Tuesday, 23 May 2017


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MIE explains human reproductive behavior.

Royal Society- "Human reproductive behavior is a biological process not an ideological one," says the German Council of the MIE, Most Intelligent Elite, an organization of gifted Germans.

The MIE are a logical group, deciding their actions on complex calculations rather than on personal opinions or emotion

As explained by the MIE, DNA replication of human organisms, both female and male, is a reproduction where two morphologically distinct types of specialized reproductive cells called gametes fuse together.

"Human females who can't stop themselves from sexting posses healthy reproductive genes which increases their success in DNA replication," declares Altmann Goebbels, MIE spokesman.

A new science report confirms the sex addiction of some human females is a mode of natural selection where members of one biological sex choose mates of the other sex to mate with, also known as "intersexual selection", and females compete with members of the same sex for access to members of the opposite sex, also known as "intrasexual selection."

These two forms of selection means that some human females have better reproductive success than other females within their population of human organisms, either from being more persistent or being more attractive to produce offspring.

Military intelligence is on the other side of the spectrum:

The social breeding program in humans is of commercial value to the military by offering a selection of human cows and bulls with known genetic potential, such as measured by estimated breeding values (EBVs) for traits such as strong sexual desires, ease of birthing, and growth rates. When nutrition and enviromental conditions are properly managed by nature, satisfactory results are obtained.

Military intelligence published a new position paper that advices reversing the natural breeding process in the land of its foreign enemies.

"Inserting into the enemies judiciary the concept that sex addiction and addiction to pornography are real disorders that have "serious consequences" will help reduce the loyalties within their military ranks, lowering their efficiency," says Henry Dicksmasher.

Dicksmasher further states, "The enemy's laws will classify sex addiction a "tortured downfall" through "uncontrolled habit of using social media and texts to send explicit images to members of the opposite sex."

Military intelligence estimates a reduction in the human population of its foreign enemies by scaring males and females away from reproduction.

A covert World Health Organization will be formed to classify sex as a human disease.

Military intelligence has proposed several diagnostic models currently under investigation for the enemy- 'Sexual Addiction' and 'Pornography Addiction' are two such models. Additional models include 'Hypersexual Disorder,' 'Out of Control Sexual Behavior,' 'Unspecified Impulse Control Disorder,"'and 'Sexual Compulsivity,' amongst others.

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