Written by Al N.

Sunday, 8 May 2016

image for Duchess Kate Changes Hair Style to Take Press Attention from Castle Demolition
Reporters were shocked when it was explained that this was just what the bouncy castle would look like.

London, England Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, has raised a giant stir in the British Isles by changing her hairstyle. This has just been discovered to be a smoke screen in order to cover up the fact that Kate has ordered the 214 year old Anmer Hall to be razed and a new, modern home erected.

"Kate knew that there would be a big objection to demolishing such a historic building just because she didn't like the window sashes. So she also knew that changing her hair style would throw the press off long enough to blow up Anmer Hall. By that time it would be too late for the preservationists to halt the demolition" spoke a reporter on the scene.

It is rumored that Kate wishes to have a replica of Sleeping Beauty's Castle erected on the site of the demolished castle. Alongside it will be a giant bouncy castle.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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