Cross dresser with Alzheimer's Arrested

Funny story written by Spicewood

Thursday, 9 May 2013

Jackie LaTour, aka Jackie LaTour, was arrested late on Tuesday, for creating a disturbance at the Cracker Barrel on North fourth street. He, was creating a disturbance inside the store. blocking the entrances to both the Women's and the Men's restrooms, while he was attempting to decide which one to use.

He indicated that it was difficult enough being a cross dresser, and now, forgetting which one he was, makes it even more difficult. "Who are you again," he asked Kathy Lee Gifford as she was interviewing him for a segment on her early morning television show.

He had showed up at the taping wearing a "wonder bra" top, but wearing tuxedo trousers with black shoes, and of course, black stockings. As he told Kathy, "Hosiery is very important to us, I mean me, what, did she say, who are you, again?"

His friends were concerned about Jackie when he told them that he had lost his two tickets to the "Cross Dresser's Ball." When confronted with that loss, he indicated that he was "beside myself" with worry, and they later realized that he meant that literally.

He has regularly attended the gala event, taking himself. He chimed in, "I have to use her credit cards though, mine are maxed out.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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