New Alzheimer's Support I Think It's Chilly In Here

Written by Catchthisdrift

Tuesday, 6 May 2014

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Local Alzheimer's Support Group THERE'S my glove!

Give me a minute, I'll think of it - A new Alzheimer's support group is set to begin um sometime in uh April maybe or was it Uncle Herbert right after he got back from overseas? You know he never was the same I can't imagine the things he saw over there but uh I do believe she graduated in 1982 and went on to college to study she joined one of those sororities don't you know and all they uhhh I always thought the blue shoes looked best with that dress.

The group will meet on Thursday evenings, or mornings, or was it right after lunch? Maybe it was Tuesday. What flavors of Jell-O do we even have in there? I can make whatever you like but I never was partial to we need to get these slip covers replaced, they're so faded from these dang new computers you used to have to dial a phone and you didn't do any of this testing for hoof and mouth disease. Growing up Daddy always prayed to the good Lord Almighty that our dairy cows wouldn't catch the Wheel of Fortune. This new girl hasn't got anything on Vanna White, she will always be the original and best Pepto Bismal.

Anyone suffering from Alzheimer's or a family member who needs to get their oil changed is welcome was so friendly, I just felt so at home and I sat right down and now that I think about it I think it is on Thursday. Or Tuesday. It is definitely Thursday or Tuesday either in the morning or the evening. Or after lunch.

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