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Wednesday, 11 February 2015

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Erection Due

May 7th has been set as Britain's Great Erection Day when the Party with the most seats will win the erection.

Labour & Conservatives are neck and neck but could be upset by the SNP throwing a caber into the erection battle.

Tory big knob, David Cameroon, claimed that he was certain to win the erection: 'I've shown my capability - just look at my performance' he explained. But Labour's Ed Balls attempted to prick Cameroon's pomposity describing the PM's performance as 'lacking any compassion'. 'With Ed Millipede we will rise to a great erection victory!' he claimed.

Opinion poles are predicting a that there might be a Hung Parliament, with only a few Tories keen on the idea. Another possibility is a Dead Heat when the Queen will have to use her casting vote.

With the Lib Dems and Ukip both hoping for a late spurt the erection is difficult to predict. Many fear that as the erection comes up for grabs there might be a messy outcome.

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