British T.V. Chef, Jamie Olivier has been invited to give Mexican prison food a facelift by Fernandez Pedro Jose Gomez, after Gordon Ramsay told the prison reformer to "fuck off" according to "Which Prison Food " magazine.
Out with: soggy spinach, earwax, snails, plain rice, oatmeal soup, gristly boiling hens, stringy old cow meat and rotten fish.
In with: pan fried cockroaches, bottled water, boiled mouse, rat risotto and sauted garlic maggots.
Fernandez said to our Mexican prison food staff this morning, "I am delighted, I have long known that prisoners prefer eating msggots and cockroaches to our filthy rice, but now it has been made official and whats more its cheaper. The other dishes are going down well with the prisoners too and people are queuing up to get in here now."