I'm so excited, having just received a present from my darling Uncle Vladimir. A collectors set of Russian Dolls beautifully crafted in his image.
So cute, so accurate and just like him, so tiny. He is gorgeously unsmiling with that distant stare which some of his horrible detractors claim is cold and ruthless. But on with the list: his tiny bare chest..his bulging little muscles..his strikingly thin lips and his tight designer camou pants.
You should just see him.. 'Arnie' in miniature with an equally weird accent. The little note that came with my present says that these will be a big Hit in the Ukraine despite western critics predicting it will Bomb!
Many thanks Uncle Vlad, you sure are far cry the old 'Cagey B' I used to know.