Blair squirms "George told me to do it" in Labour sperm donors row

Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 12 November 2006

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London - (Associated Mess): Police are continuing to probe the Prime Monster's pleas of innocence in the screwing over of UK voters with a series of bent general election loans.

The move follows statements from a number of suborned BCCI banking fraud trial witnesses who have admitted swearing blind that the notorious Poodle Brothers George Bush and Tony Blair didn't plan the whole 9/11 scam and Iraq invasion way back in 1994.

At that time Bush was threatened with being outed as a doppelganger lookalike son of General Augusto Pinochet by disgruntled former Mossad spooks and was desperate for a Brit accomplice in order to slime his way up the slippery slope of US pubic orifice.

But Commander Knacker of the Met's Serious & Organised Crimes Agency was secretly bugging these two Global Piss Process Luminaries all along as a kind of recreational part-time hobby similar to bee-keeping or stamp collecting. And accidentally stumbled on key evidence that could now be vital in the bungs-for-honors probe to nail Blair.

Insiders at the Prime Monsterial countryside retreat of Chequers have been hinting wildly that the atmosphere this weekend has changed from officially frosty to positively glacial as key No 10 aides have confided in Blair that the Met has tapes of him phoning Bill Clinton and pleading that Bush 'made him do it'.

And now wife Cherie has been forced to cancel her India love-fest lecture tour with Clinton and the Dalai Llama after the passport issued to her by former Home Secretary David Blunkett turned out to be a cheap forgery planted by sourpuss relatives of the late Lord Lucan.

Expect more developments imminently.

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