Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 8 November 2006

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Bush, origin of the specious

Washington DC - (Associated Mess): A post-mortem on the Republicans' disastrous Mid-term results has blamed the Bush Administration's backing of Creationist agendas that intelligent voters rejected as a specious argument originating from DNA flaws in the Bush Presidential dynasty.

As the Democratic Party swept to reverse twelve years of insanity in Capitol Hill, political analysts are noting that post-9/11 Rovian fantasies may have also contributed to the country's rejection of the Whore Against Terra.

There has been no comment as yet today from the Missing Link himself on the news of the Republican disaster but Administration aides are believed to be attempting to tease him out of his White House bunker later in the evening where he is said to be in a state of shock and awe.

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Topics: George W. Bush

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