Written by Auntie Jean

Friday, 28 February 2014

image for Life sized Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell punchbags break all records for advanced Christmas orders

Piers Morgan has the face that most men would like . . . . . . .to punch according to a survey by Punch Bag magazine. Piers is "resting" at the moment between jobs but an anonymous close friend, Cliffe Richards told our reporter,

"Piers is a great guy, he is very sensitive and most people mis-judge him because he has a kind of smug, punchable face, but he is really the sort of chap that you could trust your life with".

"I would give him the very best of references for any future employer and he is welcome to a job at any of my call centres. Apparently one of those Top Gear presenters bopped him once, but hey, who wouldn't love to thump one of those people?". I don't know if its true but I'd heard that lifelike punchbags of Piers and Simon Cowell had broken all records for advance Christmas orders from Amazone".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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