Spooks intercepted Queen's nude Yahoo webcam shots

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Friday, 28 February 2014

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Get that bloody webcam out of my gusset, George!

London, UK - Intimate screenshots of Queen Elizardbirth's naked 44ff tits were intercepted during Her Majesty's naturist video chats with different sorts of naked men 'including the Archbishop of Westmonster' according to a report tonight.

American spooks then hacked the GCHQ images before selling them on to Edward Snowden to see if he was still swallowing 'Official Secrets' stuff.

The revelations confirm what conspiracy theorists have always alleged, namely that millions of people nowadays use webcam conversations to show intimate parts** of their body to someone else.

And even Old Fatty Mountbatten is at it.

Commenting on the latest outrage a government spokesperson said tonight that what the Queen did in the privacy of her Throne Room*** is none of anyone's bloody business.

A screenshot of Barack Obama's nude video chat with Danish crumpet Helle Hathenofuri can be accessed right here on this site.


** including their wallets
*** Lav

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