Australia's shark conservationists now protecting species of Streptococcus bacterium

Written by Auntie Jean

Monday, 20 January 2014

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The seemingly incomprehensible actions of Australian shark conservationists who breed and put sharks into the sea have been topped by Brisbane based Germ conservationists.

The increasingly rare Streptococcus pneumoniae, or pneumococcus, is a Gram-positive, alpha-hemolytic, aerotolerant, anaerobic member of the genus Streptococcus. Subjected to genocidal attacks with chemical warfare agents such as penicillin by people trying not to die from pneumonia, the bacterium is dying out.

Germ conservationists have come to the rescue however and the germs are being distributed by aerosols pumping revived germs into air conditioning units in cinemas and large stores. Astounded cinema goers are joining forces with surfers to end this insane carry on.

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