David Cameron has taken on board David Silvester ex-UKIP party member's advice about the "rain storms-gay marriage" link. Hundreds of pro "gay marriage" demonstrators have been flown to bush fire scenes in the scorching rain deprived Australian interior.
The results seem to be spectacular, especially with ex-weatherman Michael Fish helpfully agreeing to be dangled from a helicopter with a loudhailer shouting "There will be no tornados".
Unseasonal monsoons are occurring to the delight of exasperated rabbit farmers.
Drought ridden areas in Africa are next on the agenda, with Mr. Silvester being on the short list for the lucrative post of overseas drought and biblical morality consultant.