Great Wall of Watford to be built to keep "Oiks" out

Written by Auntie Jean

Thursday, 16 January 2014

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A "coal getting Oik" (now extinct)

Another "Hadrian's Wall" is to be built just north of Watford so that David Cameron, George Osborne and the rest of the Royal Family can completely forget about Northerners and Welsh and Scottish people.

Suddenly being reminded about the Northern population has been causing bad dreams and stress related illnesses among Mr. Cameron and his "Old Pals" network. With the completion of the wall which, incidentally, will have slots to pass money through to the government, the "Old Etonians" and Royals etc. will be able to get a good night's rest and forget about the "flat capped carrot crunchers". The wall will be built with the help of Israeli "no shit" civil engineers just in case of "Eh by gum !" attacks.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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