Housing estate built on Butlins' Barry Island site haunted by Sir Billy Butlin

Funny story written by Auntie Jean

Tuesday, 31 December 2013

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Derrick Acorn-ah

"Most Hauntings" spin-off series, "Night Con" claims that the ghost of Sir Billy Butlin is walking through the rooms of a housing estate built on the ghostly remains of derelict Butlins' Barry Island Resort at night.

Former T.V medium, Derrick Acorn-ah, now a T.V. large, mistakenly claims the ghost is dressed in American Civil War Confederate uniform and is 5 years old.

The ghost apparently offers people wads of ghostly cash for their houses in order to build a new Blackpool style pleasure beach there. Another medium, who is teetotal said the ghost resembled Sir Billy and was jovial and friendly. The new series has been cancelled due to the camera crew being unable to stop laughing and playing practical jokes on Derrick, who keeps screaming, "SAM!!!!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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