Medium and Spirit Guide fail to foresee car crash

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Sunday, 8 December 2013

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Who You Gonna Call

An 81-year-old TV psychic has been charged with careless driving following a car crash in Merseyside.

Derek Acorker, widely known as a Fakir type of medium similar to Indian Fakirs was driving an old American Ghostbusters type white Estate car and might have been conversing with his Wines and Spirits guide Sam, in his subconcious. The "Who You Gonna Call vehicle was in collision with a Ford Ka in Southport, on Saturday.

The 56-year-old Ka driver and her passenger, a man aged 28, were taken to hospital with "whiplash" injuries. Mr Acorker, who was not injured was bailed and is due to appear at Sefton Magistrates' Court on 30 December.

Merseyside Police said he had also been charged with failing to provide a specimen of breath for analysis following the crash in Scarick Old Road. Unconvincing medium, Mr. Acorker, of Scarick, Southport, is best known for being left out of the series, Very Haunted after he incorrectly saw and heard ghosts which had been invented by suspicious program making staff in a fake "haunted building".

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