Violence Erupts as first squatters are evicted

Funny story written by TGBamford

Monday, 14 January 2013

In scenes reminiscent of the dark days of the poll tax riots, squatters who had taken up residence in London houses were forcibly evicted by riot clad police officers.

The squatters representatives, named only as Cameron and Osbourne were dragged screaming and kicking out of the abandoned buildings and complained that no one was living there at present and it was criminal that tories should not occupy them. "It's their god given privileged right to live there" said the pair "and no law of the land or any electorate will deprive them of that right"

However, a spokesperson for the police stated that these people had no right to be in those buildings. "No enough people voted for them", the officer said, "and as far as the law is concerned they have violated the nation and conducted an illegal occupation for too long".

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