Video of 7 July bomber released

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Thursday, 6 July 2006

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7/7 prime suspect

New Scotland Yard, London - (AssoCIAted Mess): UK cops have confirmed that the new video footage released by Al Jazeera TV of the 7/7 London bombing top suspect is of the Prince William doppleganger spawned by a lethal conjunction between Chancellor of the Exchequer Gordon Brown and former House of Mountbatten high-stakes hooker Heather Mills, who has successfully milked Duchy of Cornwall subsidies since the Blair government's farcical Good Friday Agreement with the IRA in 1998.

The video-tape shows the prime suspect doshing up Taleban opium dealers in a potting shed at Highgrove House where they were employed as official Hermits-in-Residence by Charles Windsor under a Prince of Wales Truss-sponsored diversity scheme to whitewash smack-dealing profits channelled into the Mountbatten coffers since 1981.

This cosy arrangement is portrayed on the footage as part of the 'Hawala' system whereby Sharia Law precepts were able to wipe clean opium dealing debts of Afghani families that were no longer able to sell of their pre-pubescent children under a similar previous scheme, also sponsored by the Truss.

The accompanying taped discussion in the footage identifies which Taleban warlords are to be promoted to top diplomatic positions in the very democratic government of President Hamid Karzai in exchange for mutual co-operation in sponsoring UK home-grown death-cult stooges willing to blow themselves up on public transport as part of the strap-line story of the Blair/Bush War Against Terra.

The phrase "heavenly reward" and "seventy Virginians" is audible on the lips of the prime suspect.

The video includes a statement from Charles Windsor saying that the immensely successful July 4th ballistic missile tests by another House of Mountbatten doppleganger Kim Jong ill is a further indication of the determination of his alma mater the UK Hellfire Club to hold on to the dosh until he bluffs and blackmails his way all the way to the top tothe Buckingham Palace throne room.

In the video the prime suspect exhorts other like-minded cult stooges to recruit as many willing suiciders as possible to carry on the Truss's work by blowing up themselves and members of the UK public as a mark of respect to the stellar careers of previous bombers who have died while in the course of active duty in the UK mainland.

Police have so far made no comment on the footage or its exposure on Al Jazeera other than to hint that the Irish Republican Army was always an offshoot of post-World War II Nazi expatriates sponsored and decorated by the Hellfire Club's No 1 diva the Queen Mother.

And that it's metastasis into an Asian entity was a master-stroke of the Thatcher and Reagan administrations when officials realised something had to be done about the consequence of allowing senile dementia sufferers rule the trans-Atlantic alliance for far longer than medical advisers had permitted.

More footage is expected later in the weekend.

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