David Cameron denies calling Nick Clegg a pleb

Funny story written by radiogagger

Saturday, 22 September 2012

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The story has already been labeled 'Plebgate' by the media

Conservative toff Prime Minister David Cameron today furiously denied calling mild mannered Liberal Democrat Deputy Prime Minister Nick 'good egg' Clegg a pleb today after the Stun newspaper splashed the story on its front page.

Yellow blooded versatile Clegg was working the morning shift on the Downing Street gates due to police strikes and staff shortages.

It is alleged that doormat, sorry doorman Clegg refused to allow Cameron in the main gate with his Boris Bike and in retaliation Cameron called Clegg a 'pleb' and derided him for apologizing for the u-turn on student fees.

Supporters and colleagues of Clegg say the whole incident was captured on CCTV, and also Lib Dem back-benchers detailed the event in their notebooks.

The story continues, nay, drags on, until something even more sensational happens in Westminster, or something more serious in the world at large.

The Con-Dem government is two and a half (age, not men)

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