Local man called up for Jury Disservice

Written by Backandtotheleft

Tuesday, 11 September 2012

A man has declined to take part in jury service after sensationally admitting he doesn't hold the British Justice System in high regard. He didn't seem to realise that nobody in the country does and people regularly take jury service purely to be nosy. Mr Spriggot of South South East Farnesham said:

"I aren't being funny here but I don't like qu***s, ni****s, midgets and people in wheelchairs. I can't stand foreigners and fat people. I won't put up with religion and animals are a waste of time and children don't get me started on children. There is no way I could ever be impartial for any of these people so it's best just to let me sit out of this one."

Mr Spriggot was asked by the presiding Judge to explain his statements to which he replied:

"I don't have any patience for illiterate people, I wrote down what I said now read it in your own time."

The judge said that he may be held in contempt of court.

"I have nothing but contempt for this court" Came the curt reply.

The first sensible thing Mr Spriggot had said.

Back and to the Left news doesn't in anyway condone the views of a berk like Mr Spriggot. They are mearly showing the world how narrow minded some people can be. Why wouldn't you want to do jury service? You get time off work.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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