New government inquiry board to inquire about inquiries

Written by Steddyeddy

Wednesday, 11 July 2012

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In a bold move announced today, the Government is setting up a board of inquiry to look into the boards of inquiry that they have already set up.

Headed by a group of very important people, some of whom have beards and wear suits, the Inquiry Inquiry Board - IIB - will look at existing inquiry boards that have already been set up, including the Leveson Inquiry into phone tapping, FIFA fixing, World Cup fixing, Olympic ticket fixing, reality show vote rigging and even one to check if Donald Trump's hair is for real.

Oh, and also a board of inquiry to look into the banking board of inquiry, as the Government recognise that to win votes, they must take every available opportunity to knock the thieving, distasteful banks.

The membership of the board will predominantly be made up of professional board sitters, whose qualifications include looking sincere even when they don't mean it, pretending to read inquiry notes while actually reading '50 Shades of Gray' and being able to Twitter while appearing to pay attention to what's going on.

The Chairman will be a man in a tweed suit, wearing hush puppy shoes and with a pair of half-moon spectacles that he continually looks over the top of.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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