Written by Jimbo123

Friday, 29 June 2012

image for Super Gripe, Ocadi and Yyll rated as 'vomit'
"I'm afraid your wife has ordered us to pay you the bonus you don't want - sorry!"

Bobbis bank have downgraded Odd-Grip bonds to 'skinner', Ocadi options to 'weeping' and Yyll Group smellies to 'peturbed' in another oily rut on the markets today.

Xavier Casini commented - "Ocadi is a tall banker who shops at John Lewis, Super Gripe make cheap blouses and Yyll print a book that nobody reads anymore. I wouldn't be suprised to see a massive helmet this afternoon" - he added.

Meanwhile, RBS have admitted chimpanzees were the likely cause of rouge trades last week after a romanian circus was left unsupervised in the trading room for more than 2hrs last wednesday. Animals were seen to lick trade 'submit' buttons which were covered in croissant flakes.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Banks




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