LANGLEY VA - Defacelika virus was produced in an NSA laboratory to eek out intelligence by digesting the minds of "Joe Blow", Facebook customer, according to our source, an NSA agent with big lips, Dr. Brunnos Echeeks, from Eastern Europe.
When Dr. Echeeks called TheSpoof.com, he revealed that he had written the virus to find out key security information. He made a mistake when he hastily added some code to find out Lady Gaga's phone number.
"I got so excited when I saw Lady Gaga on T.V., I just had to quickly add code to get her phone number. She looked so fine."
Dr. Echeeks has severe astigmatism.
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