Bolivian actor and former domestic house cat Tiddles has been approaced by MGM executives with a view to becoming the next James Bond, it was exclusively revealed yesterday.
Tiddles, who was deported recently in a mix up over immigration, currently plays suave superspy Juan Carlos in the Bolivian spy series Los Playboy del Catos, the English version of which will be shown on BBC 3 in November.
If contract negotiations prove successful, it is hoped that the new film, "You Only Say Meow Once" will start filming some time next year and become a regular feature of every Bank Holiday television schedule for the next forty years.
