Chicharito headbutts Rooney in training and is concussed!

Written by Jaggedone

Friday, 29 July 2011

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He's just a "hardnut" even with his new hair!

After returning from his success in the Copa America for Mexico, Man United's Chicharito decided to headbutt United's superstar, Wayne Rooney, during pre-season training in America and was duly concussed, because Rooney just happens to be a hardnut!

He will miss the next two weeks pre-season, but Sir Alex Ferguson has decided not to take the matter further because he has enough head-aches trying to lend out Obertan and Diouf, nobody wants them.

Chicharito offered a simple explanation to the headbutting situation and took the heat out of the problem, here his explanation:

"Si, yo headbutted Rooney because El is mi hero et yo quiero to play just like Wayne; muy hard, brutal, typico Inglesé et Wayne dida not care El is a 'nutter' anyway, comprendo?"

Rooney also took the heat out of Chicharito's head by promising not to sue him, but only if he stops kneeling and praying before games. Rooney has demanded though that Chicharito will have to pay any damages caused by the headbutt to his new hairstyle, muy caro, Si!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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