Man. U's Wayne Rooney looking forward to playing with Chicharito and 'showing him the ropes'

Written by Lady Godiva

Sunday, 10 July 2011

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Rooney to be mentor to Chicharito

Wayne Rooney has promised to take Chicharito 'under his wing' and teach him all he needs to know both on and off the field.

Rooney is planning to teach Chicharito how to speak 'Scouse' as well as some really neat 'pick up lines' for when they are out partying.

Rooney feels that becoming a mentor to the young Chicharito will go a long way towards helping him keep himself stay on the straight and narrow and out of the headlines, apart from when he does well on the football field.

Wayne wants to build up his reputation and lose his 'bad boy' image. He truly feels that by sticking close to Chicharito will go a long way to helping him achieve THAT goal.

Chicharito is said to be delighted to have Rooney step up to the plate to be his mentor as he has always admired Rooney as a football player and has heard a great deal of 'good' things about Wayne. He said he is willing to give Wayne the benefit of the doubt as
far as some of the other stuff he has heard about Wayne is concerned.

This could well be the making of Rooney. Time will tell.

Sir Alex will being keeping a very close eye on the pair.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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