Andy Murray, Britains or Scotland's ony real hope of breaking the century old Wimbledon curse is determined to win this year, but does admit; "Rafael Nadal has to die first and Roger Federer has to be so fed up winning that he doesn't even bother!"
Andy is tipped by most American, British and even German punters (Boris Becker had just time to tip Andy for the title in between screwing cleaning ladies in the broom cupboards of his 6* hotel) and John McEnroe also gave a typical, very dry comment, "Andy will surely win if Nadal is assassinated anywhere between his hotel and Centre Court," John is well known for his cynicism!
Once in a year tennis freaks , the Brits, hope that Andy will do the business this year after all of the suffering of the past two years and Tim Henman they really deserve a winner, but unless a "hitman" takes Nadal out they have as much chance of having a Brit winner as the English catching up Spanish footie teams!
Never mind, maybe if they pull the roof over Nadals eyes Andy might even pull the wool over the Brits eyes, show some "balls" and the UK might just have a Grand Slam Winner waiting in the wings, but first someone has to "top" Rafael!
