Killie Keeper To Quit After Rangers Hammering

Funny story written by grimbo

Monday, 16 May 2011

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Kilmarnock keeper Cammie Bell has threatened to quit the game after the 5-1 home thrashing at the hands of SPL champions Rangers.

Bell admitted at the end of the match at Rugby Park that the whole experience had been humiliating and that he is seriously considering walking away from football, despite the fact he's only 25 and his club has reached their highest league position in years.

"Being hammered 5-1 in front of your own fans was bad enough. Watching your opponents being crowned SPL champions at your own ground was even worse.

"But that useless haddie Kyle Lafferty scoring a hat trick against you is the ultimate disgrace and I seriously doubt if I will ever be able to get over it.

"I have been offered counselling by the club but nothing will do any good. I'm going down to Job Centre Plus on Monday. That's it for me".

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