Rio Ferdinand stalker is a Liverpool fan!

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Wednesday, 20 April 2011

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Twisted Sister Liverpool fan stalks Rio Ferdinand!

Rio Ferdinand is being stalked by a perverted female Liverpool fan and now a judge has had to put a restraining order on her to prevent anything happening to Rio and his family.

It seems that the female stalker, Mrs Scousie Ibru (name changed for legal reasons), fell madly in love with Rio's legs at the Liverpool v Man Utd game and cannot live without them; although Rio was injured for that game, but he must have crossed his legs and flashed Mrs Scousie, not on purpose of course?

It's a well known fact that many Scouse women are fascinated with Man Utd players because Scouse footballers tend to be so ugly, just look at Rooney, Carragher, Gerrard, etc!

Mrs Scousie Ibru is also slightly twisted, it's quite common in Liverpool; every Saturday night hundreds of twisted, binge drinking females hit the city centre frustrated at Liverpool losing regularly, their ugly footie stars and their very ugly manager, Kenny Daiglish.

Rio is now safe from her, but she did issue the following statement:

"I'll get you between my hot pussy when I come out of jail and if you dare tell Sir Alex, I'll shag Rooney before an important game, he's a sucker too!"

She's really twisted!

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