Written by grimbo

Wednesday, 2 March 2011

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The International Olympic Committee is facing a major crisis with the news that Iran may boycott London 2012 because of "inherent racism in the organisation".

Iranian Olympic President Mohammad Aliabadi has made an official complaint to the IOC as the 2012 logo spells out the word 'Zion'.

"This confirms Iran's long held suspicion that the Olympic Games are a tool for Israeli imperialism. If the offending logo is not replaced, I will be recommending that our glorious nation will not participate in the Games. I would expect other like minded countries to follow suit".

As if this threat wasn't enough for the IOC to handle, far right Christian Evangelical movements from all over the globe are strongly urging any sportsmen and women who espouse their beliefs to similarly boycott the Games.

Emmanuel Trimble, President of The Christian Evangelical Alliance, has gone further than the Iranians and actually condemned the Olympic symbol, which represents the coming together of the 5 continents in sporting activity.

Trimble, however, has a completely different take on the subject :

"Our executive committee members are of the opinion that the five rings, far from representing the continents of the world, are in fact a series of 5 letters 'O" which put together spell 'OOOOO'.

This quite clearly represents a simulation of the sound made by lewd and libidinous individuals when they reach the apogee of the sexual act.

This is typical of even the great institutions of the 21st Century society which go out of their way to thrust the act of intercourse in one's face at every possible opportunity.

The Christian Evangelical Alliance has today issued a worldwide decree to all its members to withdraw their participation from all future Olympic Games.

Its expected that up to 7 sportsmen with a realistic chance of making London 2012 will heed the call".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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