To the tune of "I Will Survive" :
Once we had money coming out our ears
Being skint would never be one of our fears
We had an inexhaustible supply of David Murray's dough
We could even pay £12 million for Tore Andre Flo
Now we are skint
We've got feck all
Its through the lower leagues in England
We now have to trawl
No more signing rejects from the top leagues abroad
No longer can we offer players a sports car and a wad
Now we are skint
We've said that twice
We've even gone to Welfare Rights
To get some debt advice
But even though we're sticking to a debt repayment plan
We'll still manage to finish above the glorious Sons of Dan
We're Billy Boys
Simply the Best
fade........