It's Raining Humans in Sporting Arenas Across America

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Tuesday, 30 November 2010

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Be Careful Where You Lean

A bizarre series of unfortunate accidents have been plaguing sporting arenas across America. The accidents have resulted in two fatalities and a number of injuries.

In Los Angeles a two year old child fatally fell 50 feet from a luxury sky box in the Staples Center after a Los Angeles Lakers basketball game.

At a college football game between UCLA and Arizona State, a young boy fell seemingly out of the sky onto the field beyond the end zone. He was attended to for several minutes and was taken off the field, it appeared he was not seriously injured.

Sunday during a NFL game between the Bears and the Philadelphia Eagles. A man fell 20 feet to his death when he tried to high five a friend but missed and fell instead.

In Fort Worth Texas, a woman fell more than 35 feet from the upper deck while she was posing for a picture.

While there is no plausible explanation for this rash of gravity related fatalities and injuries, one has to ponder, why so many, in such a short period of time.

Observation from Sunset and Vine
Buck E Filbert

Somewhere thinkin:

"Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is not sinful - just stupid)."

Robert A. Heinlein

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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