Remembrance Sunday had pinges of regret for both sides at Goodison Park yesterday.
This disappointed writer watched as his beloved team crashed to a 2-1 defeat to Arsenal, before having a huge rant over the forums.
"It's not fair! My team have been abused! We should have had about a zillion free kicks, and Coleman's 'goal' should have counted. Howard Webb's a twat innhe?" raged Masterchev as he came out of the local pub.
"The worst bit is? It's a bunch of rotten apples who are spoiling the rest of the team. Take that pansy Marouane Chamakh: wearing a scarf at a football game? Poof. I'm not having their reputation sniped at and violated by a bunch of French gits!"
Masterchev was then luckily soothed by members of the Spoof Forum before he left the Forum forever.
