Everton midfielder Marouane Fellaini has been ruled out for a week with hair ache so will miss this weekend's Merseyside derby at home to Liverpool.
Apparently Fellaini was taking an unusual trip the the hairdressers for a trim, where unfortunately the trainee cut off an inch rather than a millimetre and Fellaini and been complaining of severe hair ache ever since.
Manager David Moyes said : 'Ordinarily it would be a very big blow because he is an important player for us - fortunately we're only playing Liverpool and we all know they're shite so it won't be much of a loss'
