Written by masterchev

Tuesday, 28 September 2010

image for Jagielka gives defending masterclass to kids
"When you're a defender son, you need to make sure you avoid Arsenal players"

Everton and England defender Phil Jagielka was seen on Kids news programme "Newsround" giving a 'Defending Masterclass' earlier today, in what some have accused of being a "ploy to get new Everton players in quickly".

The quality defender was giving his three useful tips for defending, which have really helped Everton this season... despite them being 20th in the table at the moment.

Jagielka said "you've gotta use your head and your feet," in his masterclass: notorious pieces of advice from his manager perhaps.

Following that, Jags was then seen at Finch Farm (Everton Training Ground) repeating the lesson to Everton's disfunctional strike force Louis Saha, Yakubu, Beckford and Anichebe.

They all look like they've had this masterclass before. It sure does show on the pitch!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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