Written by masterchev

Saturday, 25 September 2010

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Big Sam: "How am I menna train for the big match in these provisions?"

Big Sam clearly's had a week to remember. Following allegations "he's ready to be the next Real Madrid manager", he added to the list of quotes by stating "they caught Blackpool napping,"

Big Sam, who during the match was in the Premier Inn Suites nearby on the Xbox 360, admitted that he caught fellow manager Ian Holloway in his bedroom.

"I was playing on the Xbox, and I was the manager of Real Madrid. I heard this weird snoring noise just as I was signing Christopher Samba for Real. It turned out that Ian Holloway was sleeping in the room next door.

Coincidentally, we were both menna be watching our teams batter each other. It was all pretty embarrassing really. So I literally did catch Blackpool sleeping!"

Blackburn were recently dealt a blow having not won a match since the opening day of the season (against Everton.. typical!). Reports suggest Allardyce is about to sign a revolutionary player.

"Mr. Blobby has been a free agent for so long now, we figured why not? He's been featured quite a lot for the lower league squads. Let's give him a chance with us?"

Wayne Rooney responded by saying "I haven't signed for Blackburn,"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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