Shock horror this week as professional footballer and Bambi-on-ice impersonator Peter Crouch was forcefully evicted from Disneyland Paris.
The 6'7" footballer was on holiday this weekend to escape recent media speculation that his partner Abbey Clancy is pregnant. Desperately seeking the child within, Crouch flocked to Disneyland Paris in the hope that he could experience a similar rush to scoring a hat-trick.
His visit was cut short however, when he was firstly refused entry onto the Teacups. This was followed by rejection at Anfield... I mean Rock'n'Rollercoaster. Concluded when he was once again left on the bench... as girlfriend Abbey experienced Space Mountain.
An unknown Disney Rule claims that Peter Crouch is currently too tall to ride the rollercoasters. He was however approached by many young kids who thought they'd just discovered Goofy sulking by the hot dog stand.
