Written by marburk

Thursday, 16 September 2010

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Gerry in a few months as Burkey's boys win league

It has been widely reported in the press today that Gerry's Goal Gorgers who have shocked everyone with their start of the championship are in search of a new manager.

The circumstances are not entirely clear but reports suggest that Gerry is gambling the clubs finances away, offering outrageous bets to fellow managers.

Along with this, the team in recent week have picked up very few points, a trend that is sure to continue for a number of weeks. It appears that his mindgames are starting to backfire and he is being referred to as Rafa 'will be' Beneathus in Wicklow.

The club are certainly doing the right thing removing him as manager before relegation beckons.....His bark appears to be much bigger than his bite...

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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