Written by Harunalafia

Thursday, 8 July 2010

The latest development in Real Madrid's desperate effort to win their tenth champions league has not stop at bringing in Jose Mourinho, the Spanish giant have lined up a move to bring in Tiger Woods to Madrid.

Woods, who had gone through several incidents since the scandal that broke out last year and was expected to go through some rehabilitation and come back stronger.

But two events in recent months have altered that.

First Woods realised that he will never be able to win any major with the scars of the scandal still hanging on him.

Second, he has thoroughly enjoyed watching the world cup and was thrilled with how Germany trash England in the round of 16.

Jose Mourinho is said to be disappointed at the news as he sense fears of what happen to him in Chelsea happening to him again, where players were bought without his consent not least unknown player like Tiger Woods.

The signing of Woods will surely be a starting point in defining the relationship that will exist between Mourinho and the supremos at Madrid.

Who knows? Tiger Woods might be the one player Real Madrid have been missing all this years.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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