Manchester United superstar right back sensation Gary Neville has issues a plea for the world to stop hating him.
"Yes I know I've been a cunt, but that's all in the past. I'm a completely changed man," Neville was interviewed earlier this week. "Just today I have gone to a childrens hospital in Liverpool and signed some autographs for the kiddies."
Neville is hated by most Liverpool fans for celebrating after scoring a goal against them. Whoopee shit, 1 goal in about 25 seasons.
"I am deeply sorry for the trouble I might 'av caused you. But believe me when I say I am a changed man. I will go into the Liverpool city centre tomorrow and sign autographs. Actually... that might not be a good idea."
Gary is currently in progress of writing a song about Scousers. He has said he will not shower and will live on the streets, as he really wants to become one.
"Yeah it's tough. But I think I can do it. I have sold my 4 million pound home and will take up life on the streets. I have also divorced by beautiful model wife and have decided to marry my cousin, as I want to be just like you, scousers."
