Carla Homolka 'sex-offender, sexual deviant, rapist and killer' is denied 'pardon' - all Canadian politicians are in AGREEMENT for once. History is made.

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Thursday, 17 June 2010

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This is where Carla Homolka belongs

Today is a turning point in Canadian History and Politics. Today all political parties appear to AGREE for once. They agree that Carla Homolka should not receive a pardon for crimes committed against her own sister and other Canadian teenagers.

On hearing that Carla Homolka, former wife of Paul Bernado of Ontario, Canada, was to ask for a Pardon, Canadians were said to be 'fit to be tied'.

No-one could believe that this murdering sex-offender would ever dare ASK for such a thing. Apparently she must think we all have very short memories.

It was bad enough that she made a deal and is out roaming the streets as a 'free' woman. This is something none of her victims will get to do.

Most people believe she should still be behind bars, as her ex Paul is. Even that would be too good for her.

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