Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 1 June 2010

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Roger beaten once again on the dirt by a dirty old hard-boiled Swede!

Swiss perfection has been beaten by a hard-boiled Swede in the French Open only to prove that there is still hope for others wishing to gobble up the "Precision machine".

Roger was out-fought by the Swede, not only hard bolied, but set for revenge and Mr Perfection had no answers to the Swede's constant barrage of passing brussel sprouts, turnip aces and French-Onion overheads.

The tennis world knows that perfect Roger doesn't particularly like the French dirt and dust, but Swedes do, Spics also.

So the way is paved for Rafael to claim back his very own title especially now the "Swiss Tag Heuer Machine" is out of the way and now he only needs to do a bit of "Swede Bashing" to reclaim his rightful title, "El Rey de Gravel"

As for Roger, well he's heading for the grass and hopes there will only be a couple of ol donkeys and "Murray Mules" blocking his path,

By the way, Swedes don't grow on grass, good for Roger!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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