Grand Slam Thank You M'am as Nadal texts Shakira?

Funny story written by queen mudder

Monday, 22 February 2010

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A still from one of the Gypsy video out-takes

Blushing Meadows - (Love-All): The "Roses are red but my balls are blue; Haven't slept a wink since I last *****ed you!" SMS text was intercepted by Chinese cyberhackers this morning.

Up to a dozen Nadal-at-home pictures were also wiretapped showing the tanned, muscular athlete looking hot and er, lovelorn while relaxing in his Majorcan penthouse hottub.

Last week blonde Colombian singer Shakira denied romance rumors with the 23 year-old grand slam pro after her Gypsy video of them in a sexy huddle caused a storm.

However West Coast celebwatch site LA FagHagSlagMag.con claims to have seen the video out-takes which have been described as "raunchy, macho, explicit and frankly eyewatering!"

Shakira has put speculation about her lovelife down to a harmless PR flirtation.

Today she is in Washington launching a US$300 million World Bank joint initiatiove with Group President Robert B Zoellick aimed at expanding Latin American and Caribbean youth development programs.

Roger Federer is a very happily married family man.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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