Shakira and Rafael Nadal Heat Up The Australian Open

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Monday, 22 February 2010


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Shakira shown in the bathtub of her Manhattan penthouse. (Photo courtesy of Larry King).

MELBOURNE, Australia - The number two seeded tennis player Rafael Nadal was photographed in a very cozy clutch with Colombian-born singer Shakira.

A friend of Nadal's said that the 23-year-old has fallen in love with the South American firecracker who can shake her hips at 124 miles per hour.

The Spaniard says that ever since 33-year-old Shakira asked him to play the lead and love interest in her recent video entitled "Gypsy" he has not been able to stop thinking about her.

Rafael even confided to his roommate at the Australian Open that he loves Shakira so much that he has nicknamed his penis Shakira.

When asked if Shakira knows that he calls his dangler 'Shakira' Rafael laughed and said that it was her who suggested that he name his poking tool after her.

Nadal was asked about the ten year age difference. He smiled and said that her birth certificate may say that she is 33, but her body and especially her four main intimate parts say that she is only 23.

SIDENOTE: Shakira and Rafael were photographed at a Barney's Kangaroo Burgers Diner and the photo clearly showed Shakira sitting in a corner booth with the belly dancing singer's right hand wrapped around Nadal's "Little Rafael" and pretending that it was a microphone.

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