Sponsor depicts Rooney as a fat, bearded, loser slob and he fitted the role perfectly!

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Monday, 17 May 2010

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Wayne, honest Scouser that he is felt quite at home playing the role of a true "Scouse Slob"!

Multi-millionaire superstar, Wayne Rooney, was asked by his Sponsor, to go back to his roots in their latest advertising campaign, Rooney of course said yes (over his appearance fees, no comment!).

The scenario is that Rooney slips over his laces in a World Cup game, loses the ball and French superstar, Ribery picks up the loose ball and knocks England out.

Rooney so upset decides to go back to where he came from, a junk caravan park outside of Liverpool, he puts on 20 kilos, grows a long beard and wears a shabby, stained, stinking vest all day.

His diet is cold baked beans and beer and he farts like hell!

Asked how he felt he performed Rooney gave the following statement:

"Brilliant, in fact I felt quite at home like, you can't shake off your roots and man was it good to get back into a shit hole!"

The producer of the video also said Wayne was a natural born "slob" and loved every second of filming, in fact Wayne felt so at home he's offered to buy the caravan park, lock, stock and a few smoking barrels for when he retires.

He desperately wants to go back to his roots and live the life of a Scouse Slob (pretty normal for Scousers) with his missus and nippers living in the filth and grime of a Liverpool caravan site.

Wayne's also flogged his mansion in Barbados because he's fed up with "living a lie", "once a Scouse Slob, always a Scouse Slob" he said!

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