Rooney has reason to celebrate

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Friday, 16 April 2010

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Is that a 9 or a six on his jersey! Rooney thinks he's number '6' . From his vantage point, he is.

"WAYNE ROONEY and Cesc Fabregas could join a very select band to lift the PFA Player of the Year award and the Young Player prize in the same season.

Wayne Rooney is a strong favourite to win the senior award from his fellow pros. He was named on a short-list of four alongside Arsenal's Fabregas, Chelsea's Didier Drogba and Carlos Tevez, of Manchester City."

So say the newspapers today.

Rooney was so ecstatic when interviewed he said, 'If A do win the awards Arm going out to celebrate with my favourite treat - a "69".

Wayne's never been very good with numbers. One of his team-mates quickly corrected him saying. "Wayne, you mean a "99".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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