Rangers and Flyers melee Gone Batty!

Written by Frog-rotta

Tuesday, 13 April 2010

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Holy Crap

N.Y N.Y : After a heated playoff serious the Rangers and the Flyers got into a wild bench clearing brawl tonight at the Garden.

The fight escalated in to the streets where police got involved using water cannons and rubber bullets to subdue the rowdy fans.

Apparently the mayors of both cities are very angry. It is being reported that Mayer Bloomberg called Philadelphia Mayer Michael Nutter and motherless bastard.

In response Mayer Nutter has mobilized hordes of angry Philadelphians and has given the go ahead to attack New York.

The angry Philadelphians are now poised for a full frontal assault from the Jersey side of the Hudson River.

Mayer Bloomberg has threatened to annihilate all of N.J. and The Philadelphians if they get any closer sighting hell kill two birds with one stone . President Obama is appealing for come from both Mayors.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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