New York - Former Vice President Al Gore got an erection during an event to raise awareness about global warming, sources said.
While delivering his 40,000th interminable lecture on global warming, Gore noticed a hottie in the crowd and began to drool and vibrate.
"Greenhouse gas emissions are at intolerable levels," Gore said, "if we don't protect the planet for our . . . b-b-boobies." Gore then cocked his head to one side and began to emit low groaning noises while crossing his eyes slightly.
Tipper Gore, who was present for the event and saw the whole thing, still refuses to speak to the former VP. "I should be enough for him," said an angry Tipper. "That perverted sonofabitch bastard!"
According to the latest reports from sources close to the Gore family, the former Vice President is "no longer getting any."
