What we all knew a long time ago has now been confirmed by another "Dickhead", an Australian minister (all politicians are), Lewis Hamilton, pretty-boy ex F1 champion is a DICKHEAD!
After training at the F1 circuit in Melbourne, Lewis bombed out of the complex, tyres burning in his rather speedy Merc.
The Melbourne police just happened to be waiting outside the gate as Hamilton slipped it into 2nd, done a blistering U-Turn skid and flashed off to his 6* Hotel with the police in pursuit.
Eventually they caught up with flashy Lewis acting like a juvenile delinquent in a Golf GTI burning rubber on an abandoned industrial Estate somewhere in impoverished Accrington.
But it wasn't a juvenile delinquent, just a multi-millionaire, flash twat, F1 driver acting like one!
Anyway, Lewis apologised to Melbourne, Australia, the world and his mum, but had to accept the fact that an Australian minister campaigning for less DICKHEADS on the roads in Melbourne called Hamilton a "POMMY DICKHEAD" and quite rightly so!
As for the race itself Lewis's team-mate Jason Button won it and after the race invited Lewis for a ride back to the hotel on the back of a passing Camel, it seemed quite fitting and they're quite common in those parts!!! (no not DICKHEADS, CAMELS)
